Jonathan Agnew

The best one yet...breakfast time, 5 Live on the radio, boiling egg on the stove...

me: is this egg ready?

H: yeah.

2 minutes later, after nothing happens....

me: what did you think I said just then?

H: is this Jonathan Agnew?

Mum & Dad

me: Do you wanna cup of tea?

H: your Mum and Dad

Bob

me: Can you pass the salt?

H: Bob

The Tate

me: Going to the Tate in the morning?

H: yeah

20 seconds later....

H: are we going to the Tate in the morning?